never play flip cup with pint glasses
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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