I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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