"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
I got kicked out of an open bar wedding reception. The bride "felt threatened" by my presence. Not my fault she's ugly
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
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