Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
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he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
Your subconscious sucks. Mine is awesome. I have a recurring dream where I manage a chocolate factory run by big titted hookers.
A) you're a liar. B) that would be awesome.
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I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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