summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
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What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
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I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
Some guy walking down the sidewalk just looked at me and said "hey it's the world champ". How drunk was I on Friday...?
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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