walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
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