I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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