I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
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