She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
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Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
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But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
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