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• (417): View more from Missouri

  true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!

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• (914): View more from New York

  you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.

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• (843): View more from South Carolina

  I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?

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• (406): View more from Montana

  He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night

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• (516): View more from New York

  Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.

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• (713): View more from Texas

  in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  Is it penis luge time yet?

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• (386): View more from Florida

  In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.

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• (952): View more from Minnesota

  I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.

  (952): View more from Minnesota

  Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.

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• (424): View more from California

  Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?

  (310): View more from California

  "Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  i know it looks like there's pee in the mayo jar in the fridge but i promise it's just apple juice that wouldn't fit in the jug after i added the booze.

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• (801): View more from Utah

  I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here

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• (765): View more from Indiana

  I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.

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• (269): View more from Michigan

  I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.

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