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(916): View more from California

put your butt on the phone this is a booty call

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion

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(308): View more from Nebraska

i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.

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(910): View more from North Carolina

So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon

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(301): View more from Maryland

seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...

(443): View more from Maryland

that's spring break in florida for ya

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(405): View more from Oklahoma

I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.

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(503): View more from Oregon

College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.

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(917): View more from New York City

I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it

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