put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
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seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
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why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it