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(+44): View more from England

I just had an epiphany. There is NOTHING TO STOP ME from making cake mix and eating it all instead of making a cake. It feels like my entire life has peaked at this moment.

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(562): View more from California

biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009

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(317): View more from Indiana

One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom

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(614): View more from Ohio

Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....

(614): View more from Ohio

We've got ourselves a situation

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(870): View more from Arkansas

You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform

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(706): View more from Georgia

When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.

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(760): View more from California

all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.

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(563): View more from Iowa

Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers

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