? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I'm sorry my penis didn't work
Friends are holding an intervention and have no idea this gatorade is half vodka. This is gonna be the best intervention ever.
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
23 Crazy Psychological Tricks You Have To Try on Someone RIGHT NOW
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
We ran out of wine so we are trying the absinthe you brought over from Spain like 3 years ago. Please call me at noon tomorrow. If we die, its your fault
These 25 People Forgave their Significant Others for Saying Stupid Things
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
5am, I am wayy too drunk for this. Hookers came out of nowhere. They're like ninjas. Some poor soul got the fat one, tomorrow's going to be interesting...
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
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