plz talk dirty to me
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
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