Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
So vagazzling was a success
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
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