I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
He kissed a someone with a penis
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
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a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
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When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
Don't get into any trouble on your trip
The only foreseeable trouble would be pregnancy, but I gotta be sterile otherwise I'm beating some pretty fucking incredible odds
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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