And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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