at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
do nipples grow back?
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