it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
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