we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
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