is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
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