what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
He booked us a hotel at a resort in cancun for sprng break... I just wanted to get laid this weekend when i was blackout i didnt know it was gonna spiral into a mess of events like a 5 month in advance commitment
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
I'm drunk, laying in bed, eating macaroni salad. I dropped a piece and tried to pick it up with a fork. My cleavage is bleeding and I haven't been laid yet. Heeeyyyy!!!
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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