if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
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i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
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The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
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