dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
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