He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
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Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
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I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
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