I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
hey is it cool if i invite some fat girls to the party so i can be the skinny one?
yeah okay. but if i take one home with me you have to come over in the morning and tell her to get her shit and go.
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
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as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
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We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
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