I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
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