4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
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we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
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Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
I have aggressive nipples.
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize