you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
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