Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
You were so high at Ikea last night that you were convinced you could speak Swedish. The whole the time you were our navigator and when we got to the cashier you were hitting on the lady. When she gave you her number you told her you were saving her number as Inglfurfta cuaue she must be swedish since she works there.
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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