The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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