So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
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i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
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You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
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