been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
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