i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
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She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
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Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
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