I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
Ok, maybe playing "whose family is most dysfunctional" wasn't the best drunk idea we've had. Todd''s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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