A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
Drunk puking in my bathtub has plugged it up for the third time this year. I hate these calls to my landlord.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
COOKIE DOUGH CUPCAKES ARE A THING
Did you really just send me a blank text in response to news as awesome as that?
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
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