woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
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