When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
dude do u know what u did last night?
do i wanna know???
you totally walked in on some couple fuckin in their unlocked dorm room asking for directions to ur room...
then my best friend's brother, boyfriend, and future bro in law showed up at the bar. they asked who i was there with. didn't know if "a 40 year old man" or "my 5th grade teacher" was better answer.
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
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Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
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Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
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