Also I am about to cut a ringtone from "Sex Machine" so James Brown can tell me to "get up, get on up" in the morning
I once woke up to the scream from 'get up offa that thing' and smacked my head on my desk
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
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