My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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