you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
handjob tips. give me some.
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
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kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
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This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
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