just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
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