she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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