i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
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Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
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I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
I'm using the Malibu pitcher you stole from the bar to make pancakes this morning. It's actually working really well.
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
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