saw my dad's penis on the x-ray last night. at least his hip wasn't broken
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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