Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
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I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
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I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
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