how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
You do realize it's a Tuesday, right?
You do realize I stopped giving a fuck about calendars when I was 10, right? And besides, it could be the best Tuesday of your life.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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