YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
Very drunk. laura says hi. i can't find my pants. i think i'm in philly, but it might be jersey somewhere
she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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