You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
we're at the bar and some girl dropped a bottle of burnettes strawberry vodka out of her purse and it broke.
i mean, if that's not class, then i don't know what is
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Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
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I just learned how to imitate a trains smokestack. The downside is it makes you look like you ate cocaine. The upside is YOU LOOK LIKE A TRAIN
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
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