I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
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Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
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Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
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