I think scott just propositioned me for sex
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
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I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
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She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
you were passed out so I asked you what my name was and you opened your eyes and yelled "ricotta cheese"
no way
that's when i decided you were gonna be okay
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
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