did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
Randomize
