...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
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