Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
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