We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
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