bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
Mom said you looked used
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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