My liver just broke up with me...
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
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There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
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Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
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