you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
You hit on the cop telling him you were celebrating the anniversary of your 21st birthday and ur boob job... That's how he got ur #
ah tequila...
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
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