I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
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I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
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Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
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