He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
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I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
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Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
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I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
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