I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
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hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
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I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
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