Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
be right there i have to get my cape
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
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